Here is a video of the Chelsea squad in training and not really training. They’re plotting and planning against Manchester United and Alex Ferguson in specific! How they will go around and screw United over and become the English Premier League winners again and how they are going to rob Sheikh Mansour of Manchester City of his money and buy Fernando Torres for 200 million. Losing to Newcastle in Carling Cup is part of their evil plan!

There is a problem though. I couldn’t find a video that matches the above description. Instead, I will give you a video of the Blues behind the scenes in training and having a little fun. They’re hardly training though, they’re just running around after each other.