Our friends over at Subside Sports have been lightening quick in getting the new Carlos Tevez shirt ready for us. Thanks Simon.

It’s bloody expensive to be honest (almost £58 with the P/L Champions sleeve patches) but it fkn Tevez, dammit. I’m still a bit numb after thinking about the havoc the Tevez-Rooney-Ronaldo-Anderson-Nani axis could cause (with Rossi due to come back in 2 years, of course).

I’m not going to pick it up at this point as I’m probably going for a Carrick kit this season – perhaps next year when the kit’s a bit better