It’s more than enough that the world laughs at you while you celebrate saving a shot that still rolls in. So when you make another mistake where you, in face of an innocuous looking backpass that’s looking to be whacked away into the opposition half, dribble, lose the ball, concede, and proceed to throw your toys out of the pram.

Or in this case, rip off your shirt and gloves and run out of the stadium.

Will he be back, I wonder