Six of the best quotes of the week from dangerhere.com (one of the five nominees for the funniest football site of 2009 award).

1. Phil Neville always does his best to give his utmost:

“Today we played to our capabilities. That’s what this team is capable of.”

2. Sol Campbell’s return to Arsenal was greeted in customary Merson fashion:

“I was shocked. But I’m not surprised.”

3. Bobby Gould believes it’s time Pompey had a service:

“Younes Kaboul is a vital clog in the Portsmouth engine.”

4. Gary Speed is touched by Liverpool’s plight:

“When everything is going wrong, it seems like nothing goes right.”

5. Ray Hudson gets carried away with a couple of Ronaldo stepovers:

“Cristiano’s legs, typically, like wonderful revolving doors, right here, right there.”

6. Phil Neal recommends Rafa starts sneaking some points:

“Liverpool need to put a win under the table.”