Well, you can’t say United don’t have heart – actually, while this win has been a gift from Ian Turner and Phil Neville, credit to the side for the way they kept going.

With Bolton drawing away at Stamford Bridge, expect Jose Mourinho to carp about United’s win with something along the lines of ‘if we had sides gifting us wins we’d be 20 points ahead’ and possibly questioning Phil Neville’s loyalty to Everton (which, to be honest, he won’t be the only one to do so.

Props to Chris Eagles for scoring – he’ll be crazy tonight, won’t he – and props to United for not letting their heads drop when possibly everyone else had thought they had lost.

United vs Everton Goals

United 0-1 Everton (Stubbs)

United 0-2 Everton (Fernandes)

United 1-2 Everton (O’Shea)

United 2-2 Everton (Phil Neville)

United 3-2 Everton (Wayne Rooney)

United 4-2 Everton (Chris Eagles)!

Not much to say about the match apart from that