Do you get turned on by the thought of playing football against women Of tackling them, scoring against them, being caught offside Well, do you

Muslim imams seem to think so – and if you’re Muslim, you’re a fuckin’ pervert for thinking like that. Of course, if you’re a Christian, you’re either a very good liar and a bastard, or you’re not straight.

The long and short of it – Muslim and Christian religious leaders (imams and priests from both sides) were having a bash in Olso trying to foster a culture of understanding and cooperation.

Some idiot thought it would be fun to play football – you know, that joker who fancies a diving Ronaldo or maybe after-goal celebrations and thought it would a chance for the Europeans to kick the Arabs’ butts again.

To make it more interesting, the women priests (no where near as hot as those found in your Amazon-class fantasies) were supposed to take part as well.

The imams refused to play football with women citing religious concerns, and in the process made a profound observation:

“Some say that bodily contact is the problem. It leads to special feelings that can lead to something forbidden.”

Translated into English, that means:

“Playing against women makes us horny, why should we give the home side any advantages”

Personally I think this is a cop-out. The imams should have rounded up all female Muslims in Oslo and invited them onboard for a game of footy. They should have rounded up several young boys (Muslim, of course) and played them as well.

Imagine that – old men and old women against young boys and young women. It’s wrong on so many different levels, even before you bring religion in it.

Round #610984 to the Christians. Oh well…